

Formerly "Indiana University"
Formerly "Indiana University"

Indiana Governor, and Trump stepchild, Mike Braun has saved education and Hoosier values by rebranding the old Indiana University. The new Braundiana University is a safe haven for anyone with the drive and the money to escape learning bad things.
Here at Braundiana, you won't find woke math concepts like the distributive property. Liberal arts has been replaced with conservative arts. There will be no more socialist "social studies." The media is the enemy of the people, so why should taxpayers fund a "media school"? And studying the "environment" was a way for DEI people to make us feel bad about our birthright to destroy the planet.
Instead of being exposed to illegal foreign languages, students at Braundiana will only hear American being spoken on campus.
Chancellor Braun has hand-picked BU President Pammy Whitless and Board of Trustees President Quinn Bucknaneer to carry out his vision of a college free of excess faculty, students and departments. Don't hurt your brain with "truth," "facts" and other woke nonsense. Learn education the way God intended. At Braundiana, you'll find a bible in every dormitory and a sniper on every roof.
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Braundiana University is located in picturesque Bloomington, Indiana, where plans are underway to built a fabulous new prison camp to house students who flaunt their free speech in the face of order and dignity. Come visit Bloomington, and bring along your parents' money!